frick how do i use this.

telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

(Source: telapathetic, via yoshivevo)

thechamberofsecrets:

europeans can make fun of americans all they want but at the end of the day who has the free refills

(via missnotsoclever)

spooktrek:

unnecessary sex scenes in movies

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unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows

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unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic

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(Source: lucithor, via brittneybuscusdoesmc)

turbovirginbonerlord:
howellboobs:

he’s so adorable i’m gonna cry
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

"I’ll just be a minute" she said
"I only have to grab a few things" she said

illegally-ginger:

arousedean:

whitebeltwriter:

decertatio:

werewolfnl:

frostingpeetaswounds:

prince-of-mametown:

dreamerofderse:

"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"

”..and homophobic”

"and sexist"

"and claim to be none of these things"

"they’re just joking"

"you’re just going through a phase"

"you’ll get used to it"

"so do you have a boyfriend yet?" 

"What are you planning on studying next year?"

(via fall-out-phil)

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