frick how do i use this.

halfbloodmagic:

halfbloodmagic:

SO I SMASHED MY IPHONE TODAY but i thought i’d make light of the situation and claim that iron man did it:

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WHY ARE YOU GUYS REBLOGGING THIS I DONT UNDERSTAND

(via that-nerd-thing)

kbrand5333:

shyrelock:

Imagine one day coming across vintage fanfiction on your teenager’s phone and recognising it immediately because you wrote the porn your child is trying to hide from you

Oh, shit.

(via 6ft-under-wonderland)

The truth is that the more intimately you know someone, the more clearly you’ll see their flaws. That’s just the way it is. This is why marriages fail, why children are abandoned, why friendships don’t last. You might think you love someone until you see the way they act when they’re out of money or under pressure or hungry, for goodness’ sake. Love is something different. Love is choosing to serve someone and be with someone in spite of their filthy heart. Love is patient and kind, love is deliberate. Love is hard. Love is pain and sacrifice, it’s seeing the darkness in another person and defying the impulse to jump ship.

spookyshire:

harryhickey:

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

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(via eatsleeepblink182)

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

(Source: unconvenience, via late-youtube-nights)

amaloli:

i want a gay best friend. by gay i mean lesbian. by best friend i mean girlfriend. i want a girlfriend

(Source: 26px, via dicklongerthanasuperwholock-url)

astrongerdose:

do you ever just hear a certain lyric and your throat feels like it’s closing up bc it hits you that hard

(Source: avoidthoseeyes, via late-youtube-nights)

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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(via confusedbadger)

This is the tumblr group hug. Pass it on.

(Source: captaindemetrios, via howl-howell)

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara, via secretlifeofaclosetfangirl)

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